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These funnies come courtesy of Cookie: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people […]

Today’s funny comes courtesy of my mother: A day at the pharmacy A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’ The pharmacist asked ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The lady replied, […]

This first funny is courtesy of my mother: Better than a Flu Shot Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. […]

Courtesy of Cookie: Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. “What happened to you?” asks Sean, […]

I couldn’t resist posting these football-related funnies. This first set is courtesy of ALCrimsonTide: Q: What do you call Arkansas when they find out they can’t throw the ball on Alabama? A: GroundHogs. Q: What would happen if pigs could fly? A: Bacon would go up. Q:What do you call a pig with three eyes? […]

This morning’s first funny is courtesy of Uncle Monster: A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a […]