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In honor of tonight’s matchup, I’ve compiled a list of football-related funnies from a myriad of sources. So without further ado, let’s get started: Q: What does a tornado in Dallas and a divorce in Houston have in common? A: In both cases someone is going to lose a trailer! A UT grad is driving […]

Today’s funnies start off with this one from Cookie: GOLF CART ACCIDENT The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and […]

Today’s funnies are courtesy of Don: There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.” The young woman said, “Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.” […]

Today’s funnies start off with this one from I Can Has Cheezburger?: And these are from my mother-in-law:

Today’s funnies start off with this one from Uncle Monster: This one is from I Can Has Cheezburger? And while I’m on the subject of kittehs, if you’re in need of some cute and furry goodness, these are a few of my favorite feline bloggers: Maru Winston (and sometimes Rudy too) Melvin, and his new […]

Today’s funnies start off with these from my pal Don: Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?’ Mabel answered, ‘I have a suppository in my ear?’ She pulled it […]