I’ll let you be the judge … (special thanks to T for passing this on to me *grins*)
Martha VS Maxine | ||
Martha’s Way | Maxine’s Way | |
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. | Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! | |
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. | Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. | |
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake. | Go to the bakery! They’ll even decorate it for you. | |
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." | If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!" | |
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. | Celery? Never heard of it! | |
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. | The Mrs. Smith’s frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don’t. | |
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. | Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! | |
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. | Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. | |
Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. | Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!! |
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