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Today’s first funny is courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Kat:

AIRPORT BODY SCANNER SOLUTION

Wonder why nobody thought of this before?

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone.. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials, the person’s desire to kill himself would be satisfied…

This is so simple it’s brilliant!

I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number…”

And this one is from my mother:

GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:

Re: My Dog

“Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Barack Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Nancy Pelosi t-shirts, 5 phone operators who asked me to press 1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their butt cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and 10 flag burners.

For the last time … THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!”