- Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!”
- You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’
- Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
- You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
- Your Junior/Senior Prom date had a Daycare service.
- You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
- You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
- You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
- One of your kids was born on a pool table.
- Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
- You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
- You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
- Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.
- You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.
- You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
- Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos.”
- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
H/T: Dr. PhilGood
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Shannon Brown
This is too funny! Though have to admit some of them may apply to me. I just won’t say which ones here in a public place.