I felt I just had to post this, it made me nearly spew sweet tea all over my desk. (A big thanks to fellow Cotillion member CA for sharing! ;))
Living Will, by Butch Morgan
Last night, my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So she got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine.
She’s such a bitch.
Andy Bailey
haha! that serves you right! lol :evil:
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Cookie
:lol: :lol: :lol: WHOA…that one hit home. I better not show it to my wife…. :wink:
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Uncle Monster
I’m a wimp when it comes to hot peppers and the like. You can
run me off by waving one of those hollow penis peppers at me.
When I was a mere child, I was a super taster. Certain tastes
and smells would make me barf and I’ve always been hyper
sensitive to hot pepper. I suppose I would starve to death in
Mexico or any other country where all food is spicy hot.
[8~{} Uncle Monster
Uncle Monster
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