Just another example of Jessie’s mother’s “brilliance” …
We’re eating dinner tonight and we had been watching a show on Animal Planet. I like to keep it on there because for the most part, their shows are kid-safe and Jessie is instantly enamored by anything with animals in it. She and I had been talking about albino animals. Every once in a while Jim would pipe up with something funny, or expand on something I was trying to explain.
At one point during the show, she points out that a tiger is “acting funny” … then says, “She must be having her period.”
:shock: I think Jim about choked on his dinner. LOL! He suddenly takes a great interest in his email and says, “Wow, look at this california mortgage rate!”
I asked her what made her say that and she says confidently, “Mommy says that when cats makes lots of noise and want extra attention, they’re on their period and they need to be locked up or they poop kittens!”
:roll: Leave it to Bitchzilla to fsck up explaining a cat being in heat. *beats head on desk* So tonight, guess what I’ll get to try to explain to her. ;P
symband
Hey, remember me?! Muldar pointed me to your site, thought I’d drop by and say hey, after like 4 years! Hope things are going well with you.
I idle on IRC every once in a while to talk to some oldie’s… maybe I’ll talk to you someday soon
Doc
Jim’s got the right idea on this one. Those mortgage rates are horrendous. :-)
Wes
“…they poop kittens” I am sorry, but that is freaking hilarious. I don’t envy you having to straighten out that mess of explaining a cat in heat. :lol:
DualDenz
that’s pretty bad, but it did make me spew my coffee over my keyboard just now……
Nicki
@symband: Of course I remember you! How are ya? Thanks for dropping by. :D Things are good here.
@Doc: LOL! Yeah, he suddenly wanted nothing to do with the conversation altogether, imagine that. ;)
@Wes: Story of my life. :roll: LOL. It wasn’t too bad though. I think Jessie is starting to get the idea that “Mommy doesn’t know animals that well” though, ROFL!
@DualDenz: hehe, I knew y’all would get a kick out of it. ;)
Gloria
Hahahahahaa! Toooooo funny! So now I know what to call a cat in heat when talking to little kids huh? “They’re having their periods, dear, and soon they will poop kitten. Isn’t that exciting?” :mrgreen: