I am a: Quirky sysadmin. Geek. Gamer. Comic fangirl. My little space, my home on the interwebs. I blog about personal stuffs, work, various coding projects, and anything else I feel like.

This week’s edition is courtesy of my pal Dave:

How Hot/Dry Is It?

It is soooo dry I saw two trees chasing a dog.

I heard it was so hot that the cows were giving evaporated milk.

It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel handling his nuts with a potholder.

It’s so hot, I poured McDonald’s coffee in my lap to cool down.