Sorry for the delay … was experiencing some difficulties yesterday.
This week’s funnies start off with this one from Cookie:
This one is courtesy of Not Always Right:
Someone calls a hotel looking for directions there.
Caller: “Hi. I’m trying to find you, but seem a bit lost.”
Hotel Staff: “That’s no problem. Do you approximately where you are?”
Caller: “Nova Scotia.”
Staff: “That’s good, but I will need a bit more information. Are you in Halifax or Dartmouth?”
Caller: “Canada.”
Staff: “Do you know which city you are in?”
Caller: “Canada.”
Staff: “Canada is the country. Which area of the city are you in. Do you know which road you are on?”
Caller: “No.”
Staff: “Where have you driven from?”
Caller: “My aunt’s house.”
Staff: “Do you know your aunt’s address?”
Caller: “She lives in Nova Scotia.”
Staff: “Can you see any signs or landmarks?”
Caller: “I have some water on my right and some trees on my left.”
Staff: “Any shops or gas stations?”
Caller: “No.”
Staff: “You will need to keep going straight and call me back as soon as you see a sign or can stop at a gas station or shop and ask for help.”
Caller: “I thought you were guest services. Why won’t you help me?”
Staff: “I am trying, but need a basic idea where you are.”
Caller: *shouting* “I’m. In. Canada!”
RedNose
haha that Nitro boat video was funny :) I was thinking the push button would start the boat throwing the girl in the lake but it was surprisingly funnier lol
Don
The Nitro boat may be the wave of the future. Some guys fish just for fun or to relax, while to others fishing is a serious business not to be interrupted by anything. When I lived on Lake Jordan years ago and I was still physically able to fish I went fishing almost every day and donated most of my catch to friends and neighbors for their tables and freezers. At times I allowed my spouse to go with me. Those were the times I could have used a Nitro boat.
:)