I couldn’t resist posting this 2nd bit. This is from one of my WOSIB sisters:
Children’s Science Exam
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in RomeQ: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Ah, the mind of a child … :)
Rick
I love it! I’m sharing this one at our next staff meeting.
Nitasha Nitu
@ Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
this is genius. lolz