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BREAKING NEWS: NICK SABAN ARRESTED

BREAKING NEWS…

AP-Tuscaloosa — Authorities arrested Alabama head coach Nick Saban in the predawn hours Monday at his home in Tuscaloosa on animal cruelty charges. Saban, 56, was charged with 85 counts of animal cruelty in an alleged attack which occurred Saturday night in Athens, Georgia. Police said that as many as 92,138 witnesses saw Saban and a large group of violent young men under his control hit, kick, crush and destroy a large pack of mostly-docile bulldogs. One officer was quoted as saying, “I haven’t seen bulldogs treated this badly since the Michael Vick case.”