This funny bit comes courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Cassandra:
Southern girls …
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please sir, don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied, “Mom and Dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”
She said, “Well, think of your wife and children.”
He replied, “I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.”
Grasping for any opportunity, she cried, “Think of your job, the work still to be done.”
“I was fired today and have no prospect of another job.”
Running out of ideas, she appealed to his patriotism and said, “Well, think of Robert E. Lee.”
He replied, ”Who’s Robert E. Lee?”
She replied, ”Well bless your heart sugar, just go ahead and jump.”
Nymphamoi
I LOVE it! Great post.