This comes courtesy of Pondog in the AL.com forums:
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as ‘How to Improve Your Business’ and ‘Becoming More Successful.’
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the difference between the left and the right.
And someone sent me this via Clean Jokes:
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. “Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
“I Don’t know” said the farmer. “I never could catch the darn thing!”
On that note, I want to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. I’m headed out to my grandmother’s for Thanksgiving and will be out and about Black Friday doing a bit of shopping (and maybe Saturday as well, LOL!).
Have a good one! 
kennedy
Very nice post :)