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“Heav’n has no rage like love to hatred turn’d
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.”
— William Congreve, ‘The Mourning Bride’

I got a chuckle out of this article I ran across on WNBC.com earlier: Angry Girlfriends Out Fake U.S. Marshal.

“To some people, Richard Kudlik possessed the macho allure of Tommy Lee Jones’ portrayals of a deputy U.S. marshal on a manhunt. They say he had the badge, raid jacket, flashing lights on his Dodge pickup truck, even a gun. It all felt real, right down to his all-American earnestness, recalled one ex-girlfriend, Pamela Brown.

Kudlik, 43, was arrested at his Port Jefferson, N.Y., home on Wednesday after Brown and other women outed him earlier this month on a Web site featuring a wanted poster. The site calls him a “lying, cheating U.S. Marshal impersonator” and reveals his true identity as a long-married maintenance man.”

LOL! It goes on to say:

“Over the Internet, Brown began networking with other women who said they had been wronged by Kudlik, and on May 14 she launched the Web site off2hunt.com, showing photos of Kudlik and listing his various screen names, including off2hunt. She estimates he used his phony persona on the Internet and elsewhere to lure at least 10 other women into relationships in the past decade.”

That’s taking it one step further than I ever did. LOL I dated someone a long time ago who would tell all these outlandish lies. One week he was a former Navy Seal, the next he was a musician in a traveling band, the next he was a career college student working on 3 degrees, etc.

After doing a little digging I found out that he was telling other women the same crock of malarkey, and broke it off. I did, however, keep a record of the various online profiles he kept, plus any “real” information I had gleamed (real name, birthday, etc.). At last count, he had around 2 dozen ICQ numbers, several AIM and Hotmail accounts, multiple email addresses, …

He had several phone numbers. 2 were cellphones, neither of which were his. He lived with someone he claimed to be just a roommate, but when I confronted him, she was his “cousin”, then it was “just a friend” …

:roll: Right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

The chick was his WIFE. LOL *shakes head* I don’t see how he kept up with the stories and the women. And I don’t see how his wife put up with his philandering.

But anyways, that’s my anecdote for the day, heh. I think I still have a copy of the list somewhere on disk. When last I heard from him, he had emailed me an empty threat … I decided to hang on to the info “just in case.”

Perhaps I should’ve just put it on the web! :)