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The office manager sent this to me today:

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

“What’s the matter?” he asks

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.